old joke

old joke

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’

And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

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McGuinness set to ride Hizzy’s Norton in Classic TT parade

McGuinness set to ride Hizzy’s Norton in Classic TT parade

Iconic brand Norton is set to be a key part of the 2015 Isle of Man Classic TT presented by Bennetts with John McGuinness riding Steve Hislop’s 1992 Abus-backed rotary in a huge parade.

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The marque’s development has been inextricably linked to the Isle of Man TT Races from the races inception in 1907 through to its modern day appearance with Cameron Donald setting the manufacturer’s fastest ever lap of the TT at the 2014 meeting.

Rem Fowler’s inaugural TT winning bike from 1907 will be returning to the Isle of Man as part of a unique pop up museum in the paddock that will also feature the greatest collection of factory Rotary Norton’s ever seen on the Isle of Man, courtesy of the National Motorcycle Museum in Birmingham.

Eighteen original factory Rotary Nortons, including Steve Hislop’s 1992 TT Race winning ABUS sponsored machine, a large number of the iconic JPS liveried machines and the Duckham’s sponsored bikes from the latter part of the Rotary era will all feature in the paddock display which will run from Friday 28th August to Tuesday 1st September 2015.

The Classic TT Parade lap – Norton the Rotary Years sponsored by the Isle of Man Steam Packet Company – will run on Monday 31st August. It will tell the story of the Rotary Norton during the 1980’s and 1990’s and will, where possible, feature original bikes and riders including the likes of Trevor Nation, Ian Simpson and Steve Cull. John McGuinness, one of Steve Hislop’s biggest fans, will ride the 1992 Abus in the parade.

The cultural focus for this year’s Classic TT meeting will be centred around the late 1950’s and early 1960’s rocker years with music, fashion and other activities the backdrop of an era when the Norton brand was achieving iconic status away from racing. A large scale Café Race Concourse D’elégance will add to the hive of activity in the paddock with Ace Cafe, a driving force of the period, bringing the evocative era back to live behind the grandstand in 2015.

The 2015 Classic TT includes two race days on Saturday 29th and Monday 31st August 2015 and the paddock carnival on Friday 28th August. It is part of the Isle of Man Festival of Motorcycling, which runs from 22nd August to the 4th September and also includes the Manx Grand Prix, the Classic and Two Day Trials and the VMCC’s rally and Festival of Jurby.

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For Sale : 2013 Ninja 250r

For Sale : 2013 Ninja 250r

Bike Make :Kawasaki

Bike Model :Ninja 250r

Year :2013

Price : £2900 ono

Mileage :883 miles

Colour :Black

Extras :Luggage rack and topp box

Overall Bike Condition :Excellent

Tyre/Chain/Sprocket Condition :All good

Service History/Receipts/Recent Service work :Dealer serviced at 600 miles

Non Restricted/Shop Restricted/Factory Restricted :non restricted

Bike Location :Co Derry

Irish/English Registered :NI registered

Any Other Relevant Info :Wife giving up bikes so this has to be sold.Would be interested in a part ex for a good sports tourer(blackbird/zx12r etc)

Contact details:07759028309

Can’t seem to upload pics.If interested contact me and I’ll send pics by email.

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